Japan Trivia 12: Unlikely People to Have Thrown in Lifesavers for Drowning Prime Minister
Wednesday, November 24 2010 @ 08:16 PM JST
Contributed by: Y.Yamamoto
Although the approval rating further dipped over the weekend to 21.8% according to Fuji News Network, Akikan, or the Empty Can, as Naoto Kan is dubbed lately, still hangs on to the
revolving door of the Prime Minister's office. There are two reasons he
is barely able to stay afloat.
The blue line represents
Kan's approval rating
In my previous post, I updated you on the approval rating of the Kan administration
which had nosedived from the vicinity of 65% to 27.8% in a matter of two months according to Jiji
Press. The reason behind the sharp decline was because even the world's
most credulous people had become too used to "legal" red herrings to be
put further away off the scent of the real issue.|
1) I can't comment on the specific issue.
|On November 14, one of his cabinet members Minoru Yanagida was with his
supporters in his Hiroshima constituency to belatedly celebrate his appointment
as Justice Minister two months ago. At that time, the head of nation's corrupt judicial system confided to
the local congregation that actually it's a cinch to carry out his responsibility
as Justice Minister because the only thing he is supposed to say when answering touchy questions in the Diet is to automatically repeat the following phrases
2) We are dealing with the matter based on the law and available evidence.
Actually he had used these sentences 33 times since he was appointed by
Naoto Kan to the position.
The moment the news got out, the opposition camp started to screech, saying
Yanagida's remarks were totally impermissible because these words constituted
a contempt of the Diet. The entire nation instantly turned into a madhouse.
As usual the media got extremely nitpicky about the semantics of the harmless
gaffe and replayed the video footage at issue over and over again - more frequently than Yanagida had repeated his taped answers in the Diet.
The Justice Minister offered sincere apology to everyone, automatically
repeating the same excuse that although he hadn't intended to make light
of Diet deliberations, he felt too much at home, surrounded by his Hiroshima
supporters. He added that he was under the heavy influence of alcohol at
This was yet another reminder of what I call the Culture of Apology, the peculiar climate where an unlucky person apologizes for something
he is not particularly responsible for.
But the Liberal Democratic Party and other opposition parties wouldn't
listen in part because this was just part of the predetermined misogi ritual and in part because there was nothing else to nag Kan about at that moment.
On Monday the Prime Minister had to sack Yanagida.
This always happens when it becomes too evident that something is fundamentally
wrong with this nation. Last prime ministers of the LDP administration
and the first prime minister of the DPJ administration invariably dug their
own graves because of a slip of the tongue.
In June I told my audience what the misogi ritual is all about when Yukio Hatoyama stepped down as prime minister.
But nobody seemed to understand. Some Japan experts in the U.S. went as
far as to promise Hatoyama's successor would lead the way to a new Japan.
They were mistaken once again although none of them blushed for a split
If you still don't think my explanation is good enough to convince you
why the bastard had to lose his cushy job because of a casual slip of the
tongue, you may want to turn to these Japan experts in the U.S. who boldly
claim to have more unbiased and clearer views of Japan than this humble
blogger who has lived these turbulent years in this country since 1935.
Better yet, though, you can expect the best answer from those in the same
occupation with Yanagida. In particular I recommend you contact Nobuteru
Ishihara, Secretary General of the opposition Liberal Democratic Party.
He is a son of the equally retarded Tokyo Governor who was once named a "Social
Neanderthal" by Australian journalist Ben Hills. Also he is known
to be a senior member of Sukyo Mahikari, a cult somewhat akin to the world renowned Aum Supreme Truth.
I can't guarantee you that he is reachable right now. But if you have the
luck to ask him your question, keep this in mind: you should pitch a nasty
curveball to the Secretary General of the LDP in order to get a meaningful
answer. You should perhaps word your question like this:
What's wrong with an idiot telling his fellow idiots a stupid thing like this?
Of course, the moron wouldn't be able to utter a word in response to your tricky question. But be assured, that is the best answer.
Then came the November 23 "surprise" attack by North Korea on the South Korean island of Yeonpyeong. It took Japan's commander-in-chief as long as seven hours to issue a rubberstamp statement that said:
■ We strongly condemn the attack.
■ We will do our best to gather and analyze information.
■ We will work together ever more closely with South Korea and the U.S.
■ At this moment we don't think the North Korean attack will directly
affect Japanese citizens. But just in case, we should be prepared for a worst case scenario.
The predictable statement came so late and was so stale simply because Akikan actually felt relieved
when he learned of the news from his aide who had in turn learned of the
outbreak of the attack when watching a news program on TV. The reason the
Prime Minister felt a sense of relief was because Ishihara and his colleagues had now been seeking the heads of Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshito Sengoku, some other cabinet members, and ultimately the Prime Minister himself.
Since North Koreans are believed to have used old-fashioned howitzers or similar artillery, the shelling did not cause devastating damages on the islanders.
But obviously Kim Jong-il, or his boss in Beijing, helped Kan sidetrack the shower of shells from the opposition
All printed media have jumped at the "heightening of tensions on the peninsula" because after Yanagida's dismissal, they were running out of fresh red herrings.
Today's Daily Yomiuri reports: "The opposition parties agreed Wednesday to postpone their plan to submit a censure motion in the House of Councilors against Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshito Sengoku because of the North Korean shelling of a South Korean island Tuesday."
The Your Party headed by Yoshimi Watanabe is the only exception in insisting what's going on on the peninsula has nothing to do with formidable problems facing Japan. But actually, other parties are now poised to grill the inept Kan government over its defective way of managing "crisis" as if they could have responded to it more effectively.
Unfortunately, the Japanese will have to wait some more weeks until they can watch on waido-sho these neotenized TV personalities making fun of Akikan as he goes through the final stage of the ongoing misogi ritual. They will have learned absolutely nothing even when Kan puts an end to his short-lived administration.
the most popular
news show format
on every TV
station with a nationwide
|Waido-sho (wide shows) are doing the same thing in a little more entertaining way. Military experts, ex-generals of the JSDF, self-proclaimed Korea experts and politicians like Ishihara have appeared one after another to chitchat over a wide variety of topics ranging from local crimes to suicides to Prince William's wedding to Yanagida's gaffe to the North Korean attack - with a dozen of punks and cuties sitting in those overpopulated studios. In between schmoozes, they are repeatedly showing the same unimpressive scenes of the shootout as if Pyongyang's brinkmanship is posing a serious threat to the already defunct country and its braindead people.|