Tuesday, August 25 2009 @ 05:05 AM CDT
Contributed by: Y.Yamamoto
This is to update my audience on the traffic of my website.
My blogging philosophy has remained unchanged. I still pursue a taboo-free
journalism because I don't think I would be able to write truthful and truly relevant pieces without fully emancipating myself from all these fallacies about the legitimacy of Japan's three pillar institutions: the Imperial Institution, the media and the strategic alliance between Japan and the U.S.
I do know truth always hurts and nobody but a masochist likes to get hurt.
How I wish I could entertain my predominantly Western audience like Benjamin
Fulford always does. As you may be aware, the pet subjects of the Tokyo-based
"truth-seeker" are 9-11 being a conspiracy masterminded by a
Jewish cabal, the Sichuan Earthquake of May 2008 being artificially caused
by a leading-edge magneto-optical technology named HAARP (High-frequency
Active Auroral Research Project,) and the like.
I don't know if these allegations
are solidly substantiated. If they aren't, still that does not necessarily mean Fulford is a liar. The key to judging the authenticity of his theory is whether or not you can really relate to, or internalize, the warfare allegedly going on between the "Illuminati" and heroic saviors of humanity scattered around the world. And I can't.
So his business doesn't hurt anybody in particular. Even David Rockefeller doesn't really seem to get hurt. It only entertains hundreds of millions of dupes you encounter not only in Japan but also every corner of the globe today. That is the secret behind Fulford's huge success on both sides of the Pacific. On the contrary, I wasn't born here to please people like a prostitute. That always leaves me in a dire cash-drought, but I have no plan to change my blogging philosophy in these twilight days of my life.
To make up for the absence of a monetary goal, I have developed my own yardstick for performance measurement. With this KPI in mind, I periodically work on the traffic analysis
using the built-in statistical functions of my blogging software called
Geeklog since the inception of TokyoFreePress in September 2004 and a little
more sophisticated measurement tool named Google Analytics since January
To me TokyoFreePress is something like a sandbag. I don't jog, but whenever I'm
relatively in good shape, I keep pounding at the bag by writing new posts and
rewriting old ones to further clarify my heretical views. If there is anything to be desired, I want more visitors to join in my sandbag exercise.
Now that it seems quite unlikely that this old fighter makes a comeback to the
ring before he dies, I need to have something that incentivizes my sandbag
exercise which is otherwise more of a physical torture than a mental pleasure. To that end, I sometimes make believe that some of these figures I see on the "Dashboard" of the Google Analytics bear dollar signs before them.
As a matter of fact the technology that would actually allow me to charge you a buck
every time you visit my site is there, but as is the case everywhere else, independent
bloggers are practically barred from using it. So only by imaginarily tearing down this social barrier, I can feel I am not
so helplessly poverty-stricken as I actually am.
As of August 24, my overall performance looks like this:
Readings on Geeklog
Readings on Analytics
No. of Hits to System Since Inception
Inception: September 2004
No. of Hits YTD August 24
No. of Visits YTD August 24
No. of Page Views YTD August 24
No. of Visits Since Inception
No. of Page Views Since Inception
Daily Average of Visits - Adjusted
Accidental hits, my own accesses and spammers' are eliminated on an educated
Daily Average of Page Views - Adjusted
On the assumption that accidental hits, my own accesses and spammers' have accounted
for 20% of the cumulative number of visits, I have earned more than an imaginary US$ 20K
in the last 5 years. · read more (1,323 words)
Thursday, August 13 2009 @ 10:27 AM CDT
Contributed by: Y.Yamamoto
Left: Hiroshima part of the ceremony to commemorate the 64th anniversary of Harry S. Truman's heinous crime Right: Hiroshima Mayor Tadatoshi Akiba reading out his idiotic Peace Declaration 2009
Japan is a country which is inhabited by innumerable gods. We used to be talking about yaorozuno-kami, or 8 million gods. But with Japan's living population steadily shrinking in recent years, I am sure the nether world here is having a population explosion by now because every Japanese is believed to be given the citizenship out there as soon as he dies. They also believe that these gods make a homecoming trip during obon yasumi, or the bon holidays which fall on mid-August.
Things are quite confusing at this time of the year with family reunions between the deceased and their living descendants taking place across the nation. It's next to impossible to tell who are dead and who are still alive. For my part, I'm reasonably sure that I'm still awaiting my turn at Grim Reaper's waiting room. Yet, I may be wrong. Who knows?
To avoid misidentifying the dead as the living, or vice versa, Tokyo-based conspiracy theorist Benjamin Fulford generically named the Japanese zombies, before he became extremely popular among none other than these zombies, that is.
Heralding the bon holidays every year are the annual ceremonies solemnly held at the ground zero of
the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The people have not found
it particularly necessary to make August 6 and 9 national holidays because the two events are only part of their activity for the month solely devoted to the dead at large in this
land of shamanism.
Past several decades have seen the same proceedings repeated at the ground zero of the two cities according
to a long-established agenda and format with the successive mayors reciting
their empty and bland "Peace Declarations" as the priests presiding
over the rituals. Watching my fellow countrymen going through these formalities, I always get a surreal sense of attending my own deathwatch.
If there was anything new in their Peace Declarations 2009, it's the citations
from Obama's speech in Prague. Both mayors must have found the April 5
speech by the U.S. President irresistibly sexy. That's why they couldn't
help parroting Obama's most famous line at the 64th anniversaries of the bombings. It goes:
As the only nuclear power to have used a nuclear weapon (sic), the United States
has a moral responsibility to act.
Hiroshima Mayor Tadatoshi Akiba felt that it was not enough just
to repeat after Obama. When concluding his declaration, he suddenly switched
to what he thought was English to read out the following sentences:
We have the power. We have the responsibility. We are the Obamajority(!?). Together, we can abolish nuclear weapons. Yes, we can. (The exclamation mark and question mark are mine.)
You may be inclined to call the Mayor a moron. But I suspect that is not the case with him. Actually he completed his doctorate
in mathematics at MIT some 40 years ago. How can a Ph.D. from the prestigious school be an idiot? And more importantly, he and his
counterpart in Nagasaki are not alone.
I want you to look at the following fact sheet about a deadly mental illness to be named something like Obamitis before jumping to a conclusion about their pathological problem.
Name of Disease
Obamitis - so named after the U.S. president who has disseminated the newest
strain of the virus all over the world.
Observed in Japan a long time ago.
Sufferers lose their ability to internalize things using their own brains.
As a result they always talk about their own problem in vague generality as if it were someone else's. The inability to address problems specifically and systematically always leads the patients to utter inaction in the face of a complicated situation. They often develop echolalia in complication.
Worst Possible Consequence
The Obamitis virus causes the disease.
People with shamanism background are far more likely to become infected
with the Obamitis virus than Christians and Muslims. For example, the Japanese traditionally think politics are like weather. When Mongolians attempted to invade Japan in 1274, kamikaze, or Divine Wind from a ferocious typhoon, blew their fleet against the rocks while Japanese had been freezing in total inaction. Ever since they have become susceptible to the idea that the only thing their leader has to do in the face of a crisis is to pray, as a priest, for a change of the weather. When the incantation doesn't work, they leave things adrift until the problem solves itself. The apocalypse in the two cities is an excellent example that shows how effectively a problem can solve itself.
The main pathway for the viral transmission is through excessive intake
of ill-defined, bland and empty words such as peace, democracy, nonproliferation,
dialog to promote mutual understanding, common values, etc.
There is a good reason to believe the monsoon climate provides the optimum
for the virus. Especially, the steamy weather of August in East Asia is
considered to be the most favorable condition for the growth and reproduction
of the virus. However, the recent pandemic situation in the U.S. indicates that the newest strain of the virus is viable in other regions, as well.
TokyoFreePress estimates that there are more than 100 million patients in Japan right
now. In the United States, there were at least 69,456,897 adults suffering
from Obamitis as of November 4, 2008. The numbers are still growing on both sides of the Pacific.
The Japanese people all believe their fortunes have been predetermined by astrology, Zodiac signs or blood types. Given their extremely superstitious and suggestible trait, every TV station with nationwide network thinks it's essential to spare at least 5 minutes every morning to provide its viewers with the forecasts for the day. This is the secret behind Akiba's Obamajority stuff.
Thursday, August 06 2009 @ 07:40 AM CDT
Contributed by: Y.Yamamoto
Gullible people who swallow anything they hear from an authoritative figure
such as Alan Greenspan are now puzzled over how to interpret recent news stories that seem to indicate that the worst is over by now. It looks as though the global crisis has proved far more short-lived than initially expected. Maybe the former FED chairman just wanted to pull their leg when he exaggerated the enormity of the situation in September last year.
With stock prices seemingly bottoming out, analysts and investors
are upbeat everywhere and with financial institutions quickly ridding their balance sheets of tons of toxic assets, they are foreseeing rosy pictures based on their hefty second-quarter results.
Budget deficits are still ballooning and jobless rates
remain high all over the world, but never mind; these are side issues.
So, have the governments of the G-20 nations performed miracles? Or was it yet another cheap trick?
They call it a business cycle inherent to capitalism which is, like climatic changes, basically unavoidable, if can be alleviated to a certain degree. It's just that a handful of bandits in Wall Street aggravated the downtrend with their excessive greed. But I don't agree to this characterization of the downturn because in all likelihood this looks more like an artificial crisis than a cyclic one.
This perception naturally leads you to these questions:
■ who were shaken off in the course of the deepening of the crisis? ■ and who are poised to have the last laugh in anticipation of a handsome profit to be reaped from it.
Small wonder most journalists, pundits and professors agree to the greed theory because they always side with the real culprits whoever they actually are. This is the easiest and the most effective way to defend, or even boost their vested interests in the status quo. To that end, they always see a conflict where there is none.
Their pet subjects, therefore, are constant struggles
between two different groups of people, such as the working class v. capitalists,
producers v. consumers, whites v. colored, men v. women, creditors v. debtors, democracy v. autocracy, the West v. the East, the
North v. the South, Wall Street v. Main Street, and so on and so forth. In fact, though, none of these abstract groups represents any specific people. This is no way to deal with multifaceted issues in the current world order which is in the process of a total disintegration today.
To me these struggles are too stereotypical and more or less imaginary. I see the real battleground somewhere else.
For one thing, last fall we were supposed to see every participant
in the equity market panic-selling all the shares he had held. Although
no one seems to have doubted that was true, that wasn't true. You can't sell
if you don't find a buyer. And recent rebound in stock prices is an unmistakable sign that the ones, who sneaked into market using the "dollar-cost averaging method" or the like, have now started shifting to the selling side, if slowly and carefully, so individual investors can buy back at a "minimized" loss what used to be in their portfolios.
By the same token, banking business also takes two, like tango. You can't lend money so recklessly unless there are reckless borrowers at the other end.
This is a commonsense matter, but our regulators have always portrayed
the creditors as the victims. They have a good reason to distort the picture this way.
October 13 issue of TIME Magazine, Niall Ferguson pointed out that as of
2006, American households were indebted as much as 100% of nation's gross
domestic product whereas back in 1980, their debts had only accounted for
20% of GDP. According to Ferguson, American banks and other financial institution
were even deeper in debt. By 2007, their indebtedness had accumulated to
116% of GDP.
In April, U.S. president showed a transparent gesture by asking
his friends in the 13 major credit card companies to refrain from "unfair" and "deceptive" practices with their debtors. Once again he failed
to address the real issue indicated by the fact that millions of card holders
are already "maxed out." for a different reason.
Actually tough disciplinary measures
should have been imposed on the credit card users as well - and more importantly
on their role model, president himself. His administration is habitually acting even sillier
than its debt-ridden supporters. In the absence of this awareness, not a few independent analysts have been warning that they see a credit card crisis on the horizon if the current one triggered by the subprime woes may subside before long.
Just listen to Elizabeth Warren, Harvard law professor, talking in this YouTube video about America's Debt Epidemic. It is these sick people incapable of living within their means that elected Obama as their role model.
Hamlet: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
Polonius: By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
Hamlet: Methinks it is like a weasel.
Polonius: It is backed like a weasel.
Hamlet: Or like a whale?
Polonius: Very like a whale.
- From Act III of Shakespeare's Hamlet
As I have written before, I wouldn't have joined the workforce as a "new grad" fifty years ago had it not been for a bit too optimistic assumption that as a corporate warrior, I would be able to make a positive difference to the community by actualizing my own self. Subsequently I remained fully committed to the things I was working on and
the people I was working with until the end of my 46-year-long career mainly
spent in the Japanese subsidiaries of foreign companies headquartered in
the U.S., Switzerland and Germany.
In early years of my career with these foreign employers, I was torn apart in a situation that always required a dual loyalty. But over
time I acquired a certain set of skills which enabled me to effectively
deal with different business practices, governing laws and the underlying
cultures without compromising on my own principles. I would call this skill set integrity.
When I was overseeing finance and administration at the Swiss company, my direct boss was a self-important macho married to a Japanese woman. With his massive body weighing over 250lb, the egomaniac expat looked like a sumo's grand champion but actually he was a former captain for a tank unit of the Swiss Army. He thought he had a special privilege to reign over us like a tyrant or a colonial governor because so many local employees had spoiled him for more than a quarter century since he first landed in the country which had yet to fully recover from the ashes of the war.
To make sure the supreme power he thought was bestowed on him wasn't a megalomaniac delusion, he always surrounded himself with sycophants. So
it was a big misstep that he hired me as one of his righthand men in the early 1980s. · read more (521 words)
Only dead fish go with the flow. (Sarah Palin, July 4)
Earlier this week the latest figures of average life expectancy were released.
The statistics showed that Japanese women are enjoying the world's longest
life span of 86.05 years while Japanese men ranked No. 4 only next to their
counterparts in Iceland, Switzerland and Hong Kong. This leaves you wondering
what the heck we cling to our empty life that long for.
Here's another citation from The Chrysanthemum and the Sword.. Actually it's a requotation because author Ruth Benedict was just quoting
a wartime broadcast which was all too familiar to the Japanese people of my age or older.
After the air battles were over, the Japanese planes returned to their
base in small formations of three or four. A Captain was in one of the
first planes to return. After alighting from his plane, he stood on the
ground and gazed into the sky through binoculars. As his men returned,
he counted. He looked rather pale, but he was quite steady. After the last
plane returned he made out a report and proceeded to Headquarters. At Headquarters
he made his report to the Commanding Officer. As soon as he had finished
his report, however, he suddenly dropped to the ground. The officer on
the spot rushed to give assistance but alas! he was dead. On examining
his body it was found that it was already cold, and he had a bullet wound
in his chest, which had proved fatal. It is impossible for the body of
a newly-dead person to be cold. Nevertheless the body of the dead captain
was as cold as ice. The Captain must have been dead long before, and it
was his spirit that made the report. Such a miraculous fact must have been
achieved by the strict sense of responsibility that the dead Captain possessed.
Constantly misguided by the dictionary that wrongly defines 民主主義 (minshu-shugi) as democracy, 天皇 (tenno) under the postwar Constitution as a useless but harmless figurehead, and 変革 (henkaku) as change, those arrogant, intellectually lazy, surface-scratching, cherry-picking
Japan experts in the U.S. tend to underestimate our supernatural power to flexibly
cross the boundary back and forth between life and death, or our propensity to roam around the border so aimlessly and interminably. Benedict and her fellow countrymen have always
■ wartime Japanese were so superstitious as to believe in the absurd propaganda
such as this one,
■ but after the war defeat they came out much smarter. · read more (479 words)
The phrase Digital Maoism (aka Online Collectivism) was coined by Jaron Lanier, an American computer scientist, composer, visual artist and author, in his May 2005 essay.
Four years later, a growing number of Netizens are becoming fascinated with a new literary format named six-word stories. The slogan there is,
"Brevity is a virtue." The one who has led the way to the kiddy stuff since last year gives Ernest Hemingway
credit for his inspiration. According to him, the shortest-ever story in the history of literature is the one written by the American Nobel laureate. It goes like this:
For sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn.
This crap is supposed to be considered profound simply because it's Hemingway. But I suspect that the new breed of American Netizens owe Japanese haiku poets their literary movement more than they owe it to Hemingway.
As I explained in a TokyoFreePress story titled Seamless Transition from Haiku to Keitai, nothing illustrates the essence of Japanese culture better than their obsession with the myth of homogeneity. In literature, the same pathological trait has translated into the 17-syllable format since the 17th century. Without the delusive belief that all the community members shared the same set of word associations, they would never have thought a minimal number of words would be enough to have their messages get through to the receiving ends. This is how the haiku mentality has taken root in this climate.
The myth was invented in the early 8th century by a couple of successive emperors as a tool for pacifying the Japanese archipelago. Ever since their successors have taken advantage of the mental defect to the fullest by leveraging the same method. Even today the media keep implanting into their audience a logic circuit that always ensures a standardized response to a given stimulus.
To Japanese, it has always been true that "less is more." But before long we will be hearing them say, "Nothing is everything," because the typical distortion of Buddha's tenet is an inevitable consequence of the pursuit of brevity. This is where the world's most hive-minded people are destined.
It is also interesting to know that if you compose a good haiku (there are some,) you'll get a favorable review which is often hundred times longer than your piece, whereas if you choose to give a full-length elaboration on your thought, as I often do, the longest feedback you can expect from your audience is a 17-syllable-long review. Most typically it's as short as 12-syllables: nagasugite yomu-ki ga shinai, or I don't want to read such a wordy piece. It's against this backdrop that manga now accounts for more than 70% of all the printed publication in Japan. And as you may know, manga are much less wordy as compared to comics in the West. Sometimes they have no speech bubbles.
As Lanier feared four years ago, the same thing is happening in America. The country is now rapidly transforming itself from a diverse culture to a hive-minded society. Small wonder that the six-word format is flourishing in the Obama Nation.
Lanier's May 2005 essay discusses a lot about the pros and cons of the
Wikipedian way of thinking, but actually Digital Maoism refers to the general attitude of a broader Internet population. So let me give you a different perspective on
this trend here.
You are often asked, or ask yourself, these questions - whether you approve
or disapprove of things such as:
●Democracy as against autocracy
●Republicans as against Democrats (in America)
●Liberal Democratic Party as against Democratic Party of Japan (in Japan)
●War as against peace ●Multilateralism as against unilateralism
●Resort to military option as against the "keep dancing at the U.N. ballroom" option
●Free market system as against centrally controlled economy
●Right to carry firearms
●Proliferation as against the oligopoly of the nukes
The list of FAQs goes on and on. Actually it's as long as the hyper-extensive agenda of the sufferer of ADHD (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder) in the White House. · read more (758 words)
Recently I stick around in the neighborhood of Yokohama China Town, where I live,
because I'm physically too weak to take an excursion every time I eat out, I can't
afford to have a meal any more decent than livestock feed, and now it wouldn't make any
difference to my health whether or not I avoid oily, stinky Chinese food. That's
why these days I have befriended many local Chinese. Since most of them are quite
intelligent, I can learn from both mainlanders and Taiwanese much more than I can from my brain-dead compatriots.
Last night I had a talk with a Chinese student working in a nearby eatery.
The guy majoring in business administration here told me that he remembers
what it was like to see the Tiananmen tumult even though he was a preschool kid in
1989. At the end of our stand talking in Japanese, he concluded: "I think our
policymakers are no different from their foreign counterparts. They all stink." I
said, "That's why you are studying business administration rather
than political science. Is that right?" "You bet," exclaimed the guy.
Actually, if you compare the two governments between China and the U.S., it's almost a toss-up, but in a way Beijing has outdone Washington in recent years. In China their memories of the June 4 massacre are fading away
by now. On the contrary the Japanese have yet to get over the scar from WWII because
the "umbilical cord" that has connected us to America since 1960 is still there. Now totally eroded, it has started festering all over. As a result our entire nation remains crippled.
On the eve of the 20th anniversary of the incident, U.S. Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton reportedly touched on her pet subject, calling on the Beijing
government to release all those still imprisoned in connection with the
protests, stop harassing those who took part and begin a dialogue with
the victims' families. In response, Foreign Ministry spokesman Qin Gang
said Clinton's remarks amounted to "crudely meddling in Chinese domestic
Gang was right. Clinton has no moral authority to give the Chinese her
annual lecture on human rights. · read more (95 words)
Some of you will say the Holocaust and Truman's version of genocide are not really comparable. Some
others may think the Holocaust was more brutal because its victims by far outnumbered the Japanese civilians incinerated in
the last days of the war.
I agree that a superficial comparison between the two war crimes does not
make a lot of sense. Yet I am inclined to juxtapose them because what I
witnessed from 1944 through 1945 was the single most important event in
my 73-year life.
Unlike Holocaust survivors or descendants of its victims, not a single
Japanese has called atrocities ordered by Harry S. Truman an act of genocide.
Even A-bomb survivors and their offspring always stop short of calling the unforgivable crime by that name. There are two reasons
for their forgivingness.
Reason 1: The Japanese don't understand that one crime you committed against your enemy does not offset against another committed against you by another enemy. As Ruth Benedict pointed out, they have no moral absolutes. So they always relativize things. Japan's Communist Party is no exception.
In his April 5 speech, Obama said, "As the only nuclear
power to have used a nuclear weapon (sic) the United States has a moral responsibility to act,". His remarks were well-received here. On April 28 Kazuo Shii, president of the JCP, sent a letter to Obama to express his gratitude for his "initiative."
Earlier this week, Shii received a reply letter, signed by an Undersecretary of State on behalf of the U.S. President, which said Obama was pleased to know the JCP shares with him the same enthusiasm for a nuclear-free world. Shii looked really exhilarated because this is the first letter the U.S. government has ever sent to the communist party. Maybe Obama doesn't know JCP's "enthusiasm" was first ignited by the Soviet Union. JCP-led Japan Council against Atomic and Hydrogen Bombs used
to be in favor of nuclear tests conducted by the USSR.
It's regrettable that either president has no brains to understand there's nothing wrong with just possessing or even using the nuke. As is true with conventional weaponry,
the real problem always lies with when and where to use it, and to what end. It's all the more tragic because the JCP is the only party that has not officially approved the Imperial Institution and the U.S.-Japanese security treaty. Shii was in a position to have told Obama that the U.S. has a moral responsibility not for using the bombs, but for not using them in Tokyo to decapitate Japan. But he didn't. · read more (451 words)
Top: The genocide guidebook disguised as an anthropological work Bottom: Its author Ruth Benedict
I read this book in Japanese translation when I was 13 years of age. Our teacher at the social studies classes was a son of Kazuo Aoki, former minister in charge of the Great East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere in Tojo's junta. He told us to peruse it because we would find our own selves exquisitely described in the reading assignment. As he had promised, I found a lot of stereotypical characterization of "Tanaka San, the Japanese 'anybody'," as Benedict put it, but didn't find myself or my father at all there. I concluded that The Chrysanthemum and the Sword is an anthropological rubbish.
Sixty years later, however, I somehow felt an urge to revisit the same crap because these days things on both sides of the Pacific seem to be unfolding as if people are still suffering the aftereffects from overdose of a toxic agent administered by the author. In recent years it's increasingly evident that people of my generation, and our children and grandchildren alike, feel deep inside that something has remained unsettled and that it's long overdue by now.
As for the U.S., Obama's silver tongue is on a roll more than ever. On April 5 at the Hradcany
Square in Prague, Czech Republic, he announced a bold plan to negotiate a new
strategic arms reduction treaty with Russia by the end of this year. As
usual he tried to get around the most sticking points involved in the issue he was talking about.
exception of START I signed by Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev, any arms reduction deal has not been effectively implemented to date for various reasons. And more importantly, the hypocritical and unrealistic anti-nuke frameworks such as the Nuclear
Non-Proliferation Treaty and the multilateral talks over the nuclear programs
of Iran and North Korea have long proved dysfunctional.
To gloss over the real issue, Obama said: "As the only nuclear power to have used a nuclear weapon, the United States has a moral responsibility to act." The empty incantation, of course, heartened equally empty-headed Japanese people, especially the mayors of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. It's appalling to know these learning-disabled people still think we can undo what we've done in the past. If we could, still we shouldn't - because it's looking away from the ever-changing reality.
In Japan, the approval rating of the coalition government between the Liberal Democratic Party and Komei-to (the party backed by the legitimized cult Soka-Gakkai) has inched up since March thanks to the revelation of the wrongdoing
of Ichiro Ozawa, head of the Democratic Party of Japan, although his collusive
relations with the construction company is nothing but a sideline business
for the crook who has milked Japan's Defense Ministry in the last four
On May 11 Ozawa finally announced to step down as DPJ head to take responsibility for the irregularities he would never admit to. You won't understand his queer logic, if there is any logic at all, until after you read Ruth Benedict's book. This is a typical way a bandit takes responsibility in this country. On Saturday,
Yukio Hatoyama, one of Ozawa's henchmen, was "elected" to succeed
him as the party head.
As a result, by this fall we will see a general election for the House
of Representatives fought between the LDP headed by the grandson of Shigeru
Yoshida and the DPJ now headed by the
grandson of Ichiro Hatoyama. Yoshida always bragged about his "friendship" with Douglas MacArthur, but in fact, he was one of those who gave the general an indelible impression that all Japanese adults were 12 years old. Ichiro Hatoyama was the first prime minister under the 1955 System. As you already know, the political system known by that name is a trap artfully set up by MacArthur against the Japanese people.
This is an unmistakable sign that this nation has been going around in circles for the last 64 years amid the sea change you've seen everywhere else.
All this indicates that the unviable Japan is really invincible now. This country can't even collapse on its own, let alone change. That's why I made up my mind to part ways with 1.3K yen to purchase The Chrysanthemum and the Sword in its 2005 paperback edition from Mariner Books. I just wanted to have a fresh look into the collusive relations between the two peoples. · read more (2,135 words)
Saturday, May 09 2009 @ 09:33 AM CDT
Contributed by: Y.Yamamoto
This is to provide my audience with some tips on how to deal with
Swine Flu in the wake of the announcement by the WHO that it raised the
alert level to the second highest Phase 5.
Rule 1: It was quite OK to call the disease caused by the H5N1 virus Avian
Flu. Don't ask me why. Also it was permissible to call Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy mad cow disease, thanks to the maturity and torelance shown by Hindus. But make
no mistake; it's wrong to call the new pestilence Swine Flu. If you break the rule, that will prompt Muslims to slaughter hundreds of innocent piggies, as Egyptians actually did a couple of weeks ago. Instead of putting the undue blame
on these pious Arabic people, you should strictly observe this rule. This is the only way to keep peace. By the way, the correct way to refer to the disease is H1N1 Influenza Type A.
Rule 2: Be courageous enough to expose yourself to those people, such as
Mexicans, who are likely to bring you H1N1 viruses. If you are American and dare to insist
to close the borders with Mexico, you will be labeled
a racist. If you are Japanese, don't refuse personal contact with
Americans just because they are most exposed to the viruses coming from the
south of the border. Always bear in mind that you are obliged to reciprocate
their favor of protecting your country against possible attacks from neighboring rogue nations at the cost of American lives.
Rule 3: Wash your hands every nook and cranny every time you came home.
If you don't know how to wash your hands, watch Japanese TV. Around the
clock every newscaster is repeatedly telling you the procedure you have to go through
in the bathroom very precisely. They invariably say you shouldn't be through
with the hand-cleansing ritual at least until 15 seconds elapse. But when taking into account the pathological obsession of the Japanese with cleanliness on the outside, I think 12 seconds are enough for foreigners. If you are Japanese and
break the rule, the consequence can be graver than just infected with H1N1.
You will be considered to have contracted more serious disease by the name
of Anti-Conformism. Most probably you will be detained in an isolation ward. As a matter of practice it will be like you are deprived of your nationality.
Rule 4: Don't fail to wear a mask whenever you go out. Here, too, you can count on Japanese newscasters for invaluable tips. They boldly assume that all the TV viewers know how to put on a mask. Yet they think it's expecting too much from the neotenized viewers to assume they are good at undoing it as well. So they quickly add this to their instructions: "When you are back home and removing the mask, never touch
other parts of the mask than straps, because its surface can be contaminated by H1N1." Maybe you just have to cross your fingers that straps are not contaminated. There is one thing that even attentive instructors seldom mention; the mask can also serve as a gag that prevents you from transmitting to others another deadly virus
named the truth. That is why many Japanese wear a mask throughout the year. · read more (221 words)